Tit Slander

The reduction of a woman's identity based solely on the size of her breasts.

"Jane has great knockers."

"Woah, man. That's just tit slander."

by Hectortheradio August 5, 2018

tit kit

Large saline or silicon breast implants

Check out that tit kit on her

by DJBee May 22, 2007

Tit Alley

The alley between ones boobs. aka Cleavage

-Dude, check out that girl over there.. Sweet view of her tit alley!

-That guy should hit the gym, hes got way too much of a tit alley going on...

by jazzyjulz September 1, 2013

mint tits

A combination of the word 'Mint', from the Geordie dialect (Newcastle upon Tyne, England) used to describe things as "great/awesome/impressive", with the popular word 'Tits', used to describe a woman's breasts.

'Mint Tits' is used to describe a fantastic or super awesome pair of breasts. You can also use the term Titties'.

"Did you see that lass on the beach today? Wearing the white bikini... She had mint tits"

"Wow!! Dem some Mint Titties!!"

by Larry2017 August 10, 2017

Tits on a bear

A hairy or unsightly situation to be in or witnessed.

We were tits on a bear until the police drove by and didn't see us hiding. The game was tits on a bear until they overcame that 20 point deficit in the last quarter.

by Boofing it December 1, 2020

TIT mobile

A tit mobile is a car that has feelings and likes to "drink". The tit mobiles theme song invovles the driver whispering "GOO TITT GOOO" while the passengers sing other titty songs. Tit mobiles often come in the form of PT cruisers.

" Hey wanna take a ride in the tit mobile"

" Yea! Gooo tit goooo!"

by LetchBeetch January 22, 2010

tit swaggle

A person or a thing who is an old lump of an old womans disgusting boob which is highly offensive if used with other vulgar language. It also can refer to people that drive bmw's, mercedes benz, or other luxury vehicles whom are total douche bags and choad faces.

That guy tailgating my car is such a little tit swaggle.

by seanpersian October 29, 2010