chucking a jess

1. When you laugh at the joke for 5 minutes before the punchline.

2. When you drop your chicken on the ground.

3. When you pat your hair when you're nervous.

4. When you watch mychonny 99 times and you laugh each time.

1)
jess: You know what happened?!
lucy: what?
jess: HAHAHAH.
5 minutes later...
jess: She walked into a wheelbarrow!
lucy: chucking a jess

2)
jess: Oh no! My chicken fell again! -sniff-
lucy: chucking a jess

3)
jess: The canteen ripped me off 5 cents.
person 2: Go get it back!!
jess: *head down* *sniffs* *pats hair*
person 2: chucking a jess

by turtle-paws March 15, 2012

jess

she is the world even tho she is taller than you BY A INCH but that's ok because she is nice and pretty and outgoing and a good and she is the best girlfriend she is the bomb

-jess is the best

by 85403w5964w5t4w November 22, 2021

Jesse

Long horse cock

Ohh look Jesse twerking on a light pole

by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021

Jesse

Long horse cock

Ohh look there go Jesse twerking on a light pole

by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021

Jesse

Long horse cock

Ohh look there goes Jesse twerking on a light pole

by LONG HORSE COCK November 22, 2021

jesse sesepasara

King of the pirates / god of all shinobi jrizzy d ruler

Yo you heard jesse Sesepasara is the king of the pirates?

by AUS.D.GOBBLERSMEAGLERIKKI November 22, 2021

Jesse

I boy with a woman's name.

Also known as a bundle of sticks (see definition for faggot)
Fruity roommate

Hey, when are we going to kick that faggot Jesse out of the group? He's a big, tangy, fruit cake

by anonymous November 22, 2021