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Alabama Pile Driver

Defecating on a woman’s head during a threesome.
Man, did you hear about Vince giving that chick an Alabama Pile Driver?
by KandyKane1-4-69 February 9, 2024
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driver daddy

are you being a passenger princess today? nah, I’m driver daddy today.
by mmcarp February 10, 2024
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certi driver

When an individual is classed as a 'good' driver, IE: Certified.

This means the driver doesn't end up 'oversteering' or 'understeering' into a brick wall at "30mph" and breaking their vehicle, such as a Swift Sport-ish.
'im a certi driver me mush'
'mans a certi driver init bro'
by JCCD February 29, 2024
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Chapel Driver

A daring street racer whose reckless maneuvers resemble a test of faith, often resulting in chaos reminiscent of divine punishment.
Behold the Chapel Driver, navigating the streets with the audacity of a chosen messenger
by RekaB March 8, 2024
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SUV Driver

Man, Mississippi has so many SUV drivers!
by Andabusheed March 12, 2024
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Forklift Driver

King of the warehouse. Sits there all day and cracks the whip on fellow coworkers. Much like rulers of ancient Egypt he is a god and not to be disobeyed. You dislike his arrogance but need him to move heavy objects at the same time. Call your forklift driver. Work smarter not harder.
Oh Johnny we better get back to work here comes Damon our forklift driver and hes in charge today.

Hey forklift driver can you come move this heavy pallet for me I am weak af and have a fragile body.

Janey: OMG forklift driver your my hero!!!!
Damon: Oh yeah I got balls of steel on this forklift. May I have your number Janey.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Nissan Altima Driver

A fat, loud, obnoxious and aggressive black woman. Usually has an attitude and will yell at you for an issue even if she caused it herself.
That Nissan Altima driver just fought the grocery store clerk because they don’t accept EBT!
by Ganganamstylefan53 October 16, 2025
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