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Owen brain

Owen brain is a very special type of brain that only one person known has. The person, Owen, always acts so dumb in many situations and says things unrelated to what is being said. Other symptoms of Owen brain is baldness and excessive disturbance to people but scientists still have not been able to study it or find the cause or reason for it.
Why is this guy saying this, oh right its his Owen brain
by THE GOATTTTT May 4, 2023
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brain jinx

When you and another person think, or do, the same thing at the same time. The actions make it apparent versus the words being said.
Texting-

Trina:
Hey, I miss you! <3 <3

Jessy:
I was literally just about to text you the same thing. Brain jinx! How funny :)
by My.other.ride.is.a.Firebolt. October 25, 2018
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Aarush's Brain

gaining a brain that will ascend to the genius level and reach godly intelligence. Signs you may have gotten Aarush's Brain are bigger brained thoughts, you may also notice a massive improvement in your grades at school.
(Person 1) "I got 100 percent on my math test, and I did not study!"
(Person 2) "That's odd usually you fail every test."
(Person 3) "you must have gotten Aarush's Brain."
by The_TrueVortexEater April 11, 2023
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brain hurt

to manipulate ,confound or to "mindfuck" someone.
I'm not going to cripple Jake ,I'm gonna brain hurt his ass.
by Lumpy T October 23, 2017
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Bro Brain

An extremely communicable disease found in hat stores catering only to the finest bro headwear and other bro paraphernalia. More severe cases include the addition of bright and oversized headphones to secure the diseased hat and transmit the illness to others. The physical manifestations of this disease lead to the patient's head tilting back and chin pointing in the air, like they just don't care.

Symptoms of this disease include but are not limited to:
-a sudden repulsion of women and female themed items
-unruly and overgrown hair on or around the neck
-attempts to "bro out" with other males (regardless of species)
-secludes self in a place referred to as a "man cave"
-loud proclamations of friendliness to women (since it conflicts with the first symptom, it creates confusion for the friends and family of the affected)

To avoid this disfiguring disease, keep an eye out for hat stores with overt bro symbols and customs (such as hats up to the ceiling and bright stickers on the bill of the hat). Also, never trade hats with someone exhibiting these symptoms due to the highly contagious nature of Bro Brain.

Cures for this affliction are being researched, however at this time no cure or vaccine is available.
"Oh dear, that poor young man seems to have caught bro brain."
"Well darn! My date started out friendly, but then I noticed the hair growths around his neck, bro customs, the frathole shirt, and knew he had Bro Brain."
by hydra-phobia August 29, 2015
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Crane Brain

When you get a blowjob from a chick that looks like a giraffe.
Mark: Dude… I heard you went home with that tall broad last night

Steve: Yeah it was dope… she gave me Crane Brain!
by Quadarius Junior March 1, 2023
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google-brained

A person who doesn't try to remember anything that they can look up on Google.
1st guy: Man, we watched a great show last night about a town that is trying to survive after a nuclear attack.
2nd guy: What's the show called?
1st guy: I'm google-brained man. I'll have to look it up.
by GritCityGuy March 10, 2008
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