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DJ Ninja

A nickname that is given to really cool Korean kids. They are the smartest, buffest, best-looking kids in school. They are also crazy ninjas with the fighting abilities of Chuck Norris and the bodies of Dwight Howard.
Person 1: Yo, DJ Ninja! What's up? Why are you so sexy?
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
by Hansoo November 2, 2008
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Abercrombie Ninja

A store employee of the clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch who is knowledgeable about future clothing items which others have not seen. Usually works the overnight/Impact shift.

They do not disclose their identity.
kid 1: Hey, have you heard that A&F is releasing a new line of jeans?

kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.
by AF shopper August 16, 2006
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ginger ninja

Ones hair must be ginger to qualify. Coolness is optional, but generally required.
amy cooper is the most popular and well known ginger ninja in the U.K. but they are of course everywhere you go.
by Sophie O'Malley June 16, 2008
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bad ninja

The variety of stealthy person whom is not very stealthy or sneaky in any way, shape or form and almost always gives away their location, but somehow is never caught.
Jessica Rabbit is a bad ninja, but shes hot!
by Dart Guy July 13, 2006
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ninja smoke

To smoke and leave undetected in an otherwise public or non-smoking area.
"I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."

"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."

"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008
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army of ninjas

"I don't know why you have a password on your screen saver, Bob. It's not like there's an army of ninjas waiting in the air ducts to steal your porn."
by Theropod March 10, 2004
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Ninja Ass

An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
by Finneh January 7, 2008
mugGet the Ninja Assmug.

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