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sweater kittens

When a woman runs without the use of a sports bra, it resembles two kittens hid in her shirt fighting.
Dem mothafuckin sweater kittens be brawlin son!
by Mordous January 23, 2007
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sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety
Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.
by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009
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hippy sweat

One of the rarest substances on Earth. Is most often produced when a hippy is pulled over by "the man". There was an unconfirmed report that hippy sweat had been distilled from a working hippy. However most experts agree this is unlikely.
Hippy stench is commonly mistaken for hippy sweat. The former results from the hippy's inate fear of bathing and is of a gaseous form, while the later is produced through physical exertion of the hippy (hence it's rarity) and is in a liquid state.
After 40 years of trying, Ben & Jerry's gave up on their effort to produce hippy sweat flavored ice cream due to their inability to harvest the natural flavoring.
by WavyGravy May 3, 2007
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No Sweaters in the Pool

A phrase used when describing a fairly large man with a gigantic mass of hair on his chest who get in a public/resort pool and proceeds to go everywhere in the pool with his "sweater." Can be of foreign descent, but not always.
(Man with rug on his chest climbs in pool)

Tim: I guess he didn't read the sign that said "No sweaters in the pool."
by Apocalyptus January 17, 2009
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School Sweat

Someone who is an absolute sweat when it comes to school. They rarely miss an assignment, they do good on basically everything, they always earn rewards, and don't know how the fuck to relax and kick back.
"Nigga got a 95+ average for the whole year, fucking school sweat.
by MiniD3rp March 20, 2019
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Cinnamon Roll Sweater

The sexual act of eating brown colored cereal such as cinnamon toast crunch, raisin bran, or coco puffs and then vomitting the brown load onto your partner's chest. Once the brown is on your partner you proceed to jizz all over it to make it look like icing.
John gave Sandra a cinnamon roll sweater last night. I heard she had a lot of icing on her roll too.
by DJ Z-Bra January 4, 2010
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sweat on

'Good evening madam. Would you like to come back to my lodgings and get a sweat on?'
by Alex Hosford August 20, 2004
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