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ghetto stoner

A ghetto stoner is a stoner basically a broke struggle stoner that uses bottle bongs and tinfoil pipes, quarter and pill bottle for a grinder, regular ol writing paper and gum wrappers and tries conserving as much weed as possible because they don't know when the next time they will get their hands on some more weed
Person 1: hey man want to light up today

Person 2: naw man I can't I'm runnin outta weed

Person 1: ah I see

Person 2: yup that's what happened when you’re like me a mf ghetto stoner
by Yeemo_boi_666 January 22, 2022
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Stoner boner

Being attracted to the type of rebel/bad boy (or sometimes girl) who is clearly using drugs of some variety.
Guy 1: Dude, is she seriously flirting with that skater pothead?
Guy 2: Yeah, she has a total stoner boner.
by Lillykins January 30, 2015
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Imaginary stoner friend

A imaginary friend that a stoner creates when smoking alone stoners can have as many imaginary friends as they want
1st Stoner: sup bro who you talking to

2nd Stoner: oh what naw I was just talking to rocky

1st Stoner: who rocky

2nd Stoner: my imaginary stoner friend who is a rock

1st Stoner: oh sup rocky want to meet mine

2nd Stoner: sure

1st Stoner: this merlin my imaginary stoner friend who is a turtle

2nd Stoner: sup merlin

1st
by anonymous December 9, 2022
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Stoner Dog

Someone mixed who thinks they got shit cuz they are half back. They commonly scream nigga and try to square up. The only way to repel the faggots are to spray water at their bitch ass
Reese stop being a little bitch you fucking stoner dog.
by 9iner9iner I broke my dick September 16, 2019
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stoner search

The wandering search of a stoned person looking for food or trying to accomplish a task, often ending in forgetting what they were searching for.
Where did Jessie go? "She's off on a stoner search for oreos and forgot what she was doing. We might have to find her..."
by cmike April 14, 2022
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sensitive stoner

A person who smokes cannabis but likes to keep to themselves or prefers minimal external stimuli.

May have a bad high with others, overthinking and panic. Prefers a softer high and experience without harsh sounds or events.
“She’s a sensitive stoner, she’ll probably go home and watch tv and bundle up instead of going out.”

“I consider myself a sensitive stoner, I don’t like to get stoned with many people, I keep to myself and don’t like getting worked up with others high”.
by MrZaza September 1, 2023
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Stoner

A person who usually takes a lot of drugs, especially marjiuana. And enjoys life more than most people.
Hey,you know that guy Nick...well he enjoys life more than most people! Stoner
by Stoner3883929263 December 14, 2014
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