penrose steamer

When you hate your ex and shit on his porch.

Sarah took a Penrose Steamer on Jakes trailer porch because she was drunk.

by Dirty Sheets August 23, 2016

Chad steamer

When you shit on chads dick and start riding it to spread it and then you start giving Chad tuah

Last night was like a movie, I gave Chad a crazy chad steamer

by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025

Catholic Steamer

When you go on a long run, and don't quite make it home in time to use the bathroom, so you take a nice shit in the parking lot of a Catholic Church

I left a Catholic Steamer after a long run. Sorry Father John

by Spicymeatball06 August 11, 2024

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Stanley Steamer

When one person poops out a hot steaming turd on a person named Stanley.

I went over to Stanley’s house after eating White Castle and crapped a hot Stanley steamer on his face.

by Espo6333 January 27, 2022

Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

Dubaian Steamer

A variation of the Cleveland Steamer in which the recipient of said steamer is paid by a rich man in Dubai to be subject to such degradation and humiliation. Most commonly performed upon female escorts. These individuals are often referred to as a Dubai Porta Potty.

I heard Eva is not doing well after coming back from Dubai. She took a Dubaian Steamer for 75 G's and upon returning to the states, she's been holed up in her apartment ever since.

by BordeauxRed June 4, 2025