Turtleneck Steamer

Covering the hole in the front of the toilet while your shitting with your shirt. Then putting your face in your shit and taking a fat whiff

I took such a fat shit that I had to hit it with the turtleneck steamer

by CheeseMan6612 July 5, 2023

My Little Pony Steamer

When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.

Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.

"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"

by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022

Chad steamer

When you shit on chads dick and start riding it to spread it and then you start giving Chad tuah

Last night was like a movie, I gave Chad a crazy chad steamer

by Mysingingmonsters January 8, 2025

Maple Steamer

An anal sex act when the guy is cumming and the woman has diarrhea at the same time making a thick hot syrup texture.

John knew Abby had been having constant diarrhea, but he never minded a maple steamer after anal.

by Pancakeater10 October 12, 2019

Wichita Steamer

A Cleveland steamer with corn in it.

Mikey just did a Wichita steamer after eating corn on the cob at the state fair with Harley

by Kansascityskippy69 June 10, 2023

Stokely Steamer

When a woman profusely vomits on their partners chest, all while receiving oral sex from their partner and further lathering the vomit into the chest of the partner.

“Oh yeah baby, you’ve got to Stokely Steamer me tonight. I’m so excited!”

by Broc Hard April 12, 2023

Dubaian Steamer

A variation of the Cleveland Steamer in which the recipient of said steamer is paid by a rich man in Dubai to be subject to such degradation and humiliation. Most commonly performed upon female escorts. These individuals are often referred to as a Dubai Porta Potty.

I heard Eva is not doing well after coming back from Dubai. She took a Dubaian Steamer for 75 G's and upon returning to the states, she's been holed up in her apartment ever since.

by BordeauxRed June 4, 2025