by FP.27 May 27, 2022

The act of fillet and release out of season red snappers then Steam in the inlet and sacking the badge man in the ball bag and steam to the dock.
by Theslimwhiffer March 6, 2023

A phrase used to describe the unpleasant experience of sitting, prefferably in a place such as class, work, Church, or any other place in which stepping out for a moment is tricky and/or discouraged, all whilst fighting against the powerful and evil forces of an excessively-gasseous bowel movement. This may or may not be accompanied by some "prairie-dogging" or "turtling"; however it is best exacerbated by the presence of a wedgie. Sitting on steam may also be related to a phenomenon known as the "beer-shits", which is characterised by considerable bloating and/or the constant urge for defecation following a night in which an excessive number of beers have been imbibed; although such a relation is not necessarily a prerequisite.
Exe. During the intense closing moments of a football game:
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
Person A: Yo, who's farting over there? It smells like death.
Person B: My bad, dude. I'm sittin on steam right now, but there's no way I'm gettin up to take a crap now. It's way too close. If I get up, I'll miss the whole thing.
Person A: Understandable.
by LMcCann2097 October 5, 2017

by Mavennica February 1, 2010

by Αsad January 31, 2025

Defecating. Shitting. Dropping a deuce. Taking a dump. Laying a log. Especially when used to describe it in a relaxed state or a break from life.
Classmate A: " dude uve been gone for like 15 minutes u missed half of 3rd period where were you?"
Classmate B: "dude i went to the bathroom i was steaming, man it was life changing."
Classmate A: "wow man im jealous maybe next class ill get the same delightful experience."
Classmate B: "dude i went to the bathroom i was steaming, man it was life changing."
Classmate A: "wow man im jealous maybe next class ill get the same delightful experience."
by Raunchyraul87 May 14, 2024

Check steam is a joke in the *geometry dash* community about the update to the game named "2.2," which is a big update. People would say check steam to make people think it is out, although it has not been out for 7 years, and just released a couple days ago. Therefore, the joke is irrelevant.
by EEA A OFIUIOW December 22, 2023
