stain-pain

The remorse one feels upon soiling another's linens with bodily excretions.

The night was going pretty well, until Anthony angered Melanie by ejaculating on her new Egyptian cotton sheets. Now he is feeling stain-pain.

NOTE: Not to be confused with Staind-pain, the extreme inner turmoil one experiences while listening to Break the Cycle.

by blowfishcrabs January 23, 2018

Cinnamon Stain

The discoloration on your bed after she leaves.

"Hey man what's that strange smelling stain?" "It's a cinnamon stain from last night"

by Dante Honeywood September 23, 2011

Stain

(v.) To have vaginal sex with a woman.

"I just stained this chick, I met last night."

by Cool Kennedy September 3, 2016

crush stain

When someone shits their britches and poorly washes their garment. So they walk around with crush stains on their seat

Hey Jackie got crush stains on her mom jeans

by obviouslyadoughnut October 10, 2020

Stain Wang

This happens when you put your dillwhip in your homies ass more than 4 times a week. The poop usually stains on the shaft. That's where the name derives from.

Dude, I can't get changed in the locker room anymore.
Why?
Because I got the stain wang from you last night
Ah shit.
Yeah, literally!

by Volgor the Flame September 7, 2019

Stain

Someone who won't go away. Asks who? what? when? why? every second in a conversation their not involved in.

Earlier Jessica was being a stain in the line for lunch.

by Slang Creator 14 March 6, 2024

ket stains

Weird or unusual stains on jeans or trousers

Errr dude why do you have ket stains on you?

by Pring1e October 8, 2015