spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.

joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.

by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018

spitting monkey

When a girls vagina squirts.

Damn that girl had a smelly spitting monkey ,wish I never went down on her.

by Chronicdabber902 January 21, 2018

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

Spit on my Keyboard

An accidental sperminating of ones keyboard during an act on online monkey spanking

Whilst whacking-off over a inter-racial DP gang bang porn Joshua "accidentally" Spit on my Keyboard

by Brenda.Rukken January 25, 2018

spits

Eat a bitches pussy out

Yo Adan gimme sum spits for traps

by droptraps123 November 7, 2021

Spits

Predominantly used in New York City,basically another word for getting ya dick sucked or getting head.

Eli:Yo this girl Kayla is mad pretty.

Damien:Deadass she gives crazy spits too.

by yoockyyyy November 13, 2021

Floridian spit

When you exchange saliva with a redneck and use it as lube to masturbate

Dude I did a naughty Floridian spit last night it felt so good

by Jenerkrn November 15, 2021