Snatch hoarder

A girl that keeps all of her girlfriends away from her guy friends.

Nadim - How come you never set me up with any of your hot friends?

Thy - I don't want it to be uncomfortable for me if it doesn't work out and I don't want them to blame me if you are a jerk.

Nadim - You are a snatch hoarder!

Thy - F#!* you!

by Thy Nguyen October 8, 2011

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010

jumbo snatching

1. a man who exclusively goes after fat chicks, 100 fat chicks or 10 really fat chicks
2. a word that you use to confound someone and make them do a double take and say, "wait, what?"

Steve is a jumbo snatcher have you seen his last 100 hook ups, or more shocking his last 10?
Jon, "Chris you must do a lot of jumbo snatching!"
Chris, "wait, what?"

by Jpi_you_so_fly November 1, 2010

Car Snatch

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".

Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.

by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008