September 21

National beat up ur shortest friend day

September 21 is the legal date where u can beat ur short mate up

by It’s Bankstown brother September 20, 2021

September 24

It's ask out your crush day

Boy: hey guess what
Girl: what

Boy: it's September 24

by 🇮‌🇨‌🇪‌🇪‌🇾‌ September 23, 2021

September 25

Connor Wickersham’s birthday. I fucking hate you Connor 🖕

“Bro it’s September 25.” “Dude it’s bitch boy’s birthday.”

by Lolitsurmomsbitch September 25, 2021

September 23

September 23rd is the day where you take the time to realize, you are VERY gay.

Person 1: Its September 23rd, you know what that means!

Person 2: YUP, I AM VERY GAY AND VERY PROUD!

by The Meaning Behind It October 5, 2021

September 8th 2009

This day is the day hot bitch was born, if you were born September 8th you get many hoes and is easily liked by everyone, anyone that crosses you should probably start begging for kindness before it's too late

person 1: we're you born September 8th 2009 ?

Person 2 : yea why...?

Person 1 : omg your literally hot

Person 2: oh thanks

Person 3 : OMG YOU ARE SO PRETTY I LOVE YOUR HAIR

Person 2 : omg thanks so is yours
Person 4: hey I'm really sorry about us arguing could we try again

Person 2 : what... No never again

by Jacksonbootytickler June 29, 2022

No Simp September Pass

Those who are born in September don't have to follow No Simp September, though it is advice to still follow

"Dude stop simping" "Relax, i got the No Simp September Pass, and i'm a tier 3 sub with no worries'

by Highscore November 3, 2020

September 5

The day the coolest, baddest bitch Hange Zoe was born.

Hell yeah September 5 that means we have to worship Hange all day and talk about titans.

by vinnlikespans April 13, 2021