Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

by Alla Gnatenko August 29, 2021

worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.

The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.

by Irish connection October 6, 2021

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

by dreamssoggycumsock October 9, 2021

Rob (short for Robert)

Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.

Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!

by King of Sweden November 24, 2021

Punt Short People Day

When you don't want to wait for Throw Short People Day

"I can't wait for Throw Short People Day"
"Today is Punt Short People Day!"

by cucoshorty December 24, 2021

Stupid Short Sussy Simp

Someone usually named Peyton, Harry, Ash, or Rowan who is particularly short, dim witted, part of the LGBTQIA+ community and spends most of their time lusting after an asexual man named Adam, Chad, Or Ray. This person also has multiple “plutonic boyfriends” who participate in activity’s of people currently dating. These activity’s involve saying, “I love you” or snuggling. The Stupid Short Sussy Simp also dates many several scores of people on the reasoning that it was a dare.

Man one: Did you hear that Peyton got another plutonic boyfriend?
Man Two: she’s such a stupid short sussy simp.

by These-calls-are-long.290 January 22, 2022

Trifling shordy

People named savy, savu, silvestro and sav sav

“His name is savy? Hes such a trifling shordy”

by Urmomlollll February 7, 2022