Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.
Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!
by Your Awesome January 05, 2011
A meme from Drake’s song “God’s Plan” where two ppl are shown fighting over love, sometimes at the end, there is earrape
*video* She say do you love me?
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y
I tell her only partly, I only love my bed, and my momma, I’m S O R R Y
by iLittleGamerGD March 30, 2018
by matt January 31, 2004
If you are dumb enough to be insulted by noob, then you are a fucking moron too. I want to shoot the motherfucker in the face who came up with noob. All the dumb motherfuckers of the internet world think they are gay when they say it all the time. I say fuck them, and shut the fuck up you stupid bitches.
John says, "im 1337 noob"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
Rob pulls out his penis and begins to pummel John with his cock in the best Danza slap ever, and says, "Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, people who say noob are fucking morons"
by Dirk Dickher March 17, 2005
by tizzle p September 02, 2008
Person 1: what did the o say to the other o?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Ohio
Person 2: Bruh, That Was Soooooooooooo Funny. Alexa Play Despacito.
Alexa: *Plays Despacito*
Person 1: Bro What The Hell.
by Eden D. Snuts November 27, 2022
IDK how to explain it so if you know you know. one time my friend and I were waving at a random grade 6 and he did the motion that you do while saying PERIODT, we actually thought he meant that but later we realized that he meant to kill our selves since he was literally slicing his neck.
the motion that you do while saying PERIODT makes me pee my pants
by pop off kween November 13, 2020