stormguard

n.
A mask for one who doesn't like getting ejaculated on in the face by their lover during intercourse.

I'm glad I bought a stormguard, because Joey can blast a mighty load. I didn't get hit at all!

by Definer of Reality June 5, 2017

Storm

A cute nice funny guy. Storm is the kinda guy who can love you like nobody else. Many people think he is not nice and think he rude but he’s not. He is so sweet

I love storm ❤️

by Jada Grisczenkow April 12, 2019

Jar Store

Liqour store or liquor outlet. Anywhere you can buy beer or spirits, mostly because liquor comes in jars.

"We're out of beers, time to run to the jar store"

by LL Cool T August 22, 2007

Cover story

1. a plausible account used to excuse the presence of a spy

2. any alibi

That was probably just cover story they tried to give me.

by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2010

Jen Story

A story that rambles on with no point or meaning, usually ending with an awkward silence

Jen Story "oh my gosh guys, today, I dropped my lipstick"

by English11 October 27, 2011

The story of Sex and gold

Pothus symbolizes sex, something that everyone likes and some people crave.

Chrysus symbolizes gold, , something that is earned for in many societys, but when old and tarnished can be mistaken for something worthless.

The story of Sex and gold

Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, because he realizes that people like him and he is amazing so becomes vain, He only returns for Chrysus when his lustful relationships fail. Chrysus Loves Pothus truly, but Pothus cannot see it. It almost kills Chrysus everyday to see him with others, In the end pothus see's that the only one who truly cared for him was Chrysus. Pothus joins her to live together forever more.

by jenny lee smith bridge water December 31, 2012

Storm

An intimidating girl, who really isn't all that scary when you get to know her.

Who's that girl?

Her? Oh, that's just Storm. She's actually pretty nice.

by xtransylvanianx August 27, 2009