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Stoner God

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Stoner

If you look in the dictionary under stoner you’ll see Ryan fucking wheeler
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Stoner

A "stoner" is a person who regularly does and gets high on drugs, mostly cannabis.
He's a stoner.
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stoner clean

when yo shi so clean but you still got yo stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
mannn my shiii stoner clean😩
by bake.dbarbie July 31, 2021
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stoner clean

when yo shi hella clean but you still got stoner shi everywhere (weed, shake, bongs, etc)
“mannnn my shi stoner cleannnn”
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clean stoner

Basically the person who gives off stoner energy without ever smoking pot.

Or the person who always announces themselves as such so they aren’t pressured into getting high.
Example 1
Man 1: (laughing hysterically*)
Man 2: Bro did you smoke?
Man 1: NOPE! (wheezes and falls*)

Example 2
Man 1: You want some?
Man 2: Nah I’m good, I’m a clean stoner..
Man 3: Why do I ever bring you out?
by QzandeenOFC August 2, 2021
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Stoner sip

While stoned and mouth dry, you go for some liquid but there is very little remaining in the bottle and you know you will need it again. You take the smallest sip possible only to wet your throat while retaining enough liquid for many more stoner sips.
My buddy started coughing after a giant rip and asked for my water. I told him to take a stoner sip but the bastard finished off the rest of my water and we have a 9 mile hike to finish.
by aDanishMafiaHit May 25, 2021
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