colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over

1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump

by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021

Speeds Up

Analogous to "surfs up!". Communicates favorable conditions, acknowledgement lf favorable conditions, or personal readiness, acceptance or excitment regarding of impending events.

Similar to "shit's about to go down", but in a very enjoyable/exciting way.

Shotgun: "dude! the Mustang next to you wants to race, man! the lights about to turn green... are you going to do it!"

Driver: "Speeds up!"
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Friend 1: "my dude! it stopped 10 guys off powder last night! snowbird is buried right now. are you cool to skip classea and ski?"

Friend 2: "Speeds up!"

by callMeIvan December 25, 2022

Speed

A stimulating chemical substance Tom Cruise is addicted to.

"I feel the need...the need for speed!"

by Lil Trash March 24, 2023

Speed bump

When a girl has a big ass

She got a SPEED BUMP!

by Donald Trump7458 February 27, 2017

speed cartel

A speed cartel is formed when the cars in front of you on all lanes are going slower than the general speed of traffic creating a disruption. The decision by the cars to go slow may be intentional or unintentional, but can prevent an opportunity to go around them causing you to also slow down to their speed. This should not be confused with an actual drug cartel that deals speed.

I'd like to go 95 on this highway but I am stuck behind a speed cartel going 60.

by Dell Computer Dual Monitors July 17, 2012

Speed Wiping

Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.

Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"

by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010

Speed Turtle

An individual who attempts to cover many goals in life in the longest possible time. Aspirations that are slow or non existent.

Brittney: Al would like to accomplish many things in life.

John : Unfortunately he`s suffering from being a speed turtle.

by True Canadian2010 September 9, 2010