web speed

definition has come from time to download a page to a movie... now simply a porno movie. usually defined as "slow" and "why the fuck are you so god damn slow" and various variations.
shit this web speed makes this be slow motion
by marco June 26, 2004
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speed limit challenge

The speed limit challenge is when you play your favorite song/songs but have to play the music to the speed limit signs seen while driving
“Hey Greg, 50 bucks says you can’t do the speed limit challenge to Awaken by dethlok.”
by Jamesbond324 December 09, 2020
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Breaking The Speed Limit

When referencing the act of getting high on methamphetamine.

Deriving from the act of breaking the speed limit being commonly known as speeding. Put 2 and 2 together on meth and you got a slang phrase born to inconspicuously depicting the act of getting high on methamphetamine.
1)I intend to break the speed limit after work by getting high on methamphetamine.

Conspicuous use:

do you still break the speed limit? (Receiver if question being familiar with getting high on methamphetamine lingo)

wanna come over and break the speed limit in the basement with my new fire toy racing equipment? (Also intended for someone who understands that the act of breaking the speed limit is considered speeding and speeding is also used to describe getting High on meth)
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Not of speed

A person who is not very quick witted, always the last one to understand the punchline. A more socially acceptable way to call your buddys “retard”
Mitch! You not of speed pecker wrecker! How do you not understand what I’m trying to tell you!?
by TrippT June 27, 2023
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Speed King

A web developer that knows what they’re doing when it comes to site speed performance and optimization.
T-bone : Yo kaz you know how your the speed king can you speed up this website for me
Kaz : yea mate send it over
T-bone: kaz mate your such a speed king
by Gear boys August 15, 2018
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speed eater

Someone who unintentionally and without control, sporadically finds and eats "air biscuits" after getting high on meth. Often this level of intense and irreversible over-amperage if the result of extended and acute methamphetamine usage. It's often identical in appearance to the physical gestures a zombie would act out whilst roaming for human flesh. Distinguishable by a singular, sudden,rapid and twisting motion of the head to either side. During which the zombie quickly opens and closes the jaw as if to bite a yummies treat that is being dangled just above and out of reach. Repeated at random and frequent intervals.
"Damn that dude's ate up.. I'm surprised that Speed Eater ain't broke his neck yet doin' moves like that!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
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speed eater

Someone who eates pussy after getting high in methamphetamine.
"The only reason I'm with the guy is because he's the best speed eater I've ever seen! I was raw for weeks!"
by JahRoo May 22, 2023
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