Sneaky-bandit

When at a party and theres a douche bag of extreme quality walking around hitting on all the girls and getting way to drunk. Then after the douche bag has passed out someone goes over and masterbates, ejaculating into the douch bags boxers making him think hes had a wet dream. That is a Sneaky-bandit

Timmy - So dude we were at Johnny B Goods party last night and this douche bag was hitting on my girl so once he passed out we totally gave him a Sneaky-bandit!!!!

Otis - Dude.....gross

by TheRxGuy January 25, 2011

The Sneaky

Whilst taking a girl from behind, spit on her back, making her believe you’ve released. Then when she turns her head, you cum directly in her face

“Oh man I pulled a sneaky on Becky last night”
“No way man you really did the sneaky, respect”

by Kennedz June 4, 2020

Sneaky Training

Practice of stealth exercising in secret without notifying your man friends in order to gain an equity edge in upcoming triathalon events.

Q: Where's Stephen? A: He's out Sneaky Training.

by MattressBhoy February 23, 2011

Sneaky Link

Sneaky Link means (When you have sex with somebody and you don't want anyone to know you fucked them)
Usually people do ''Sneaky Links'' in the night/ when they sneak out.

Example used in a sentence: Me:My Sneaky Link d*** was so good
Friend:Whats their name?
Me:I can't tell you that its my Sneaky Link for a reason😭

by Luv4tima October 29, 2022

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015

Sneaky drunk

The boys are badgering you to go out and drink but you’re tired or just don’t feel like going out. So you finally decide you’ll go and just have maybe one or two drinks and leave at 11... then you find yourself at 4 am 30 beers deep trying to rally the troops for another game of flip cup.

I had the self control to only bring 2 beers... until I found myself sneaky drunk off a bottle of wine the boys threw my way.

by Schwhitey November 26, 2020

Sneaky

A kitten with a farting butt that blames the housekeeper for the mysterious sticky poop left in the toilet.

Kitten is so good at being sneaky that she giggles whenever her butt shaped-lips tease the poor innocent ninja.

by Innocent Ninja March 23, 2019