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Shifty1

1) Prase used whilst moving one's eyes from side to side in a shifty fashion, often to indicate the phrase beforehand was a lie or meant sarcastically.

2) Based upon the shortcut for an MSN emoticon.
"James you're very good at guitar... Shifty1"

"Nat doesn't drink or smoke! Shifty1"

MD: "Did you rape my Papus??"
Charlie: "No of course not! Shifty1..."
by Charlie Dimitriadis & MD Nolan October 25, 2006
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shitty band

people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.

Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"

Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"

Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."

Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?

dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S

dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!

dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.

dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
by purgethefall March 10, 2008
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c-shift

C-shift was invented so A-shift and B-shift didn't have to work every other day at the fire station. They are in touch with their feminine side. If you work overtime on c-shift you will get stuck watching the Lifetime Channel or Dancing With the Stars. Forget about football or any other sports. C-shifters are also known as the maids of the fire department because they love to clean the station every shift. Their favorite day is station day. In fact you may see c-shifters fight over who is going to clean the bathroom or mop the floor. When they graduate from the academy they are issued skirts, aprons, and their favorite cleaning tool of choice. C-shift is also known as the care bears of the three shifts because they think every call is a chance for them to be a shoulder to cry and and they are on scene forever trying to figure out whether to transport the patient or not. They also complain about everything. If a c-shifter won the powerball they would find something to complain and cry about. Last but not least you couldn't depend on anyone on c-shift to give you decent relief. If their lives depended getting to the station before 7:45AM they would all die. In conclusion the "c" in c-shift stands for complaining, crying, cleaning, care bears, and constantly late.
I am supposed to take my kid to school this morning but there isn't anyone to relieve me yet. Good old c-shift relief......

Who filled up the DVR with "Dancing With the Stars" and erased the football game? It must have been c-shift!
by Mr smith 1890 May 5, 2016
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shitty toothpaste

This act is the ultimate combination of two things. You fuck a girl in the ass an pull out sideways to give her a pink sock. Then you donkey punch her so hard she shits herself. The combination of these two things will give her what resembles the top of an freshly squeezed toothpaste bottle.
John: Why is that girl crying?

Bob: I gave her the shitty toothpaste..

John: OH..... MY.... GOD.......

Bob: Yeah, I know...
by Bad Booner April 29, 2008
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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shiftcommathree

A clever way of saying "I Love You"

Stems off of the overused symbol "<3" in which you hit the SHIFT key then the comma key and then three.
Lyke ohemgee Kyle I totally shiftcommathree you even more now that you bought me dinner!
by Shelbings June 3, 2005
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shitty piss

When a liquid form of shit is excreted from your asshole
Oh! Belavadeer, i do need to whipe my anus, for i have shitty pissed all over myself
by molfa February 16, 2009
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