Belly Shatter

ruining someones hopes and dreams with a single action/sentence/word.

Person A: "Yo I can't wait to go buy a new pair of limited yeezy's today"
Person B: "Bro they all sold out 10 minutes ago"
Person A: "I can't believe you just belly shattered me like that"

by elleihcim September 12, 2018

Political shatire

The act of accidentally defecating on stage while you are making jokes about politicians.

Marcus the comedian's opening act ended up being an anal opening act, after he slipped into full-on Political Shatire following a night of reheated curries.

by Zonal K August 24, 2019

Chat-shatting

chat shat

John kept texting and sending so much crap in Messenger, he was up all night chat-shatting.

Are you free tonight? Let's chat-shat!

by trappedflapped March 5, 2020

im shattered

Fucking tired

Adam:I didn’t sleep last night,Im shattered

by Dink__11 October 23, 2020

Musaf wa shatta

(Noun) The act of brutally sodomizing a bicurious and slightly overweight Pakistani male while one's erect genitalia is covered fully or partially with Arabian hot sauce.

Faraz: Bro, I heard that Paki might be a cock jockey. Amir told me he saw him staring at Omar's crotch in the locker room.
Ahmad: I bet he'd love some Musaf wa shatta with Omar ibn al Khattab!

by Omar al-Makhnouth November 8, 2017

Shatting

The act of cheating, lying, deceiving, cheating, playing ho's, and just plain being a dirtbag.

"Elissa came over and i got head. Then me and Kelly went to get ice cream. and then i fucked Chel in the back seat of my car. I was Shatting hardcore."

by William_Shatner August 14, 2009

Shatnered

When a person who was previously attractive and in shape or not so attractive or in such great shape changes in appearance and looks bloated and washed up.

I was watching Boston Legal the other day. Man, have you seen James Spader recently? He's really Shatnered.

by Magpie4495 July 23, 2010