salsiord

A wizard, MILF-hunter that has a 16 pack, a lesbian, is 47-years old, and is exactly 21.574% made of salsa.

Guy 1: Didja see that guy, Stanley? He's SUCH a Salsiord.
Guy 2: I know, right?

by VoidCrypt May 4, 2021

Sealed Air Corp

The fuckers who invented unpoppable bubble wrap

“hey bro u know who invented the unpoppable bubble wrap”

“yeah it was those assholes at Sealed Air Corp”

“sons of bitches”

by dicktruckfuck May 24, 2021

salssmellyprosthetic

A really cool and amazing tiktoker
sus

hey... have you seen salssmellyprosthetic on tiktok?

no

thats kinda homophobic

by boatsrcoolig June 22, 2021

Seal

A fat pile of blubber that eats fish and is cute.

OMG ITS A SEAL HOOOOOOOOO CHUBB BLUBBO SEAL FLUBB HAHAHAHA HOOOOOO

by xXCaptainMannateaXx June 26, 2021

@sealgnf

literally the hottest prettiest person to be a gnfer ilysm you deservethe best. <3333

“whos @sealgnf?” “only the best person to exist <333”

by aqd1e July 7, 2021

@sealgnf

the best person to ever exist. i love they’re content so much it makes my day. they’re rlly hot and pretty. i love you so much./p <3333

“who’s @sealgnf on tiktok?” “the best person ever on tiktok”

by aqd1e July 7, 2021

Sals it

To add salsa to anything.

Nicole: "I made some broccoli but you might want to salt it."

David: "I'm ok, I'll just sals it."

by Michael Jinglebells October 29, 2021