Teejasaurous Rex

A man that has a way with the ladies that makes other men jealous but is terrified of vaginas. He loves nights hanging out on porches with torches, burning witches to their scorches. Loves nipples, because without them tits would have no point. Wahooo.

The teejasaurous Rex walked into the porch ready to get crazy with nipples and torches while yelling.... "wahooo!"

by Ladogg8828 December 5, 2016

bitchasouraus rex

When someone is fat, and looks like a dinosaur, and is a bitch.

Dude, Sally is a total bitchasouraus rex!

by RooshiRum October 20, 2015

derpisaurous rex

A derpisaurous rex is a beautiful, majestic creature. He bathes in the showers of derpiness, he eats derps for breakfast.

"That derpisaurous rex is eating a cabbage! Mom! Get the camera!"

by ChunkyMama69 November 17, 2015

cockasorus rex

A female that devours all male genitalia in her path.

Are you crazy man she is a Cockasorus Rex, no male genitalia survives her jaws!!!!

by CrazyAsian27 December 28, 2015

rex junmenorum

A dominant character, respected and feared for his amazing strength. A king. So fit.

FS, CH,..

“Frankie is such a rex junmenorum”

by Kennysisntthatbad November 20, 2018

Sexasaurus Rex

Someone who is prehistorically sexy. Sexy before the common era.

Your girlfriend is so hot, she’s a total Sexasaurus Rex.

by man>fish November 22, 2018

Thesaurus Rex

A big fella with a disproportionately small wing-man. Not exactly king-ding-a-long.

Hey now I know why your full name is Thesaurus Rex

Because I ain't seen shit like that since I was underage.

Rex: I . I . its not 'up' mate - how would you know what a big one is?

Actually - mate as long as you can keep beating the others off your tab, you got precedence on the name Rex.

Rex. You better believe I do.

by jujufruit July 26, 2017