Real Chance of Love

Another VH1 reality series, staring two brothers and I love New york rejects trying to find love by dating 10 women at once. In the end one doesnt pick any girl at all and the other picks a whimp

"Hey did you watch Real Chance of Love last night?"
"Nah man, I have a life"

by Anonymousbutfamous January 12, 2009

Real Kiss

oped mouthed kissing, french kissing, useing tongue

Emma has only kissed her boyfriend on the lips for 3 seconds, but her boyfriend wants a "real kiss" from her.

by Els23 February 21, 2012

real programmer

some old fart(usually 40-60 years old) that started with programming back in the 50s-60s-70s, and only codes in machine code(or with bin and hexa...and MAYBE Assembly if he's feeling lazy).
they usually hate most of the "new" stuff like IDE, and newer languages...

google "Story of Mel" and "real programmer" for more info ;)

(on some public internet forum)

some new guy: d00ds, check out th1s k00l program I wrote in Visual Basic

real programmer: Visual Basic? back in the day we didn't have crap like that, in fact.. back in '71, I wrote the beta-version of pong, using Machine Code...

some new guy: Machine Code? ye whatevah, I wrote s0me h4x0r machine c0de in VB some dayz ago.. beat that

by Jonathan. May 14, 2006

are you real?

A way of asking someone if they're being serious, generally in an insulting manner. Equivalent to asking "Are you serious?" in response to a stupid question.

Simpleton: Dude, wanna go run through the cacti?
Dude: Are you real?

by Jacci O November 6, 2007

Real Madrid

As one of the world's best teams, Real Madrid has multiple good players and has won many trophies. This soccer club is based on Madrid, the capital of Spain.

Go Real Madrid!

by 25IMF June 23, 2019

The Real Cari Champion

A person who does not follow the crowd she/he creates their own rules.
Cari Champion is an Atlanta news anchor who was fired for allegedly saying 'motherfucker' on the air. Wrongly accused she appealed the decision to Corporate headquarters. After three weeks, Meredith Corporation, a billion dollar company, reverses itself. Its NEVER been done before.

Don't let anyone tell you no! Show them the Real Cari Champion when you fight for your rights. The Real Cari Champion has prevailed everyone will receieve a fair opportunity as promised.

by WInner1 March 16, 2008

The Real World

A sucky show on mtv.

Did you see the "the real world" last night? No, that show sucks.

by Dj Nude June 11, 2006