pulling a parker

the act of ruining your chances to hit with an almost sure date by talking about fecal matter

"he's so in"

"yeah but i think he might be pulling a parker"

"figures"

by Baker146 January 13, 2011

Pulling a Darwin

Not to be confused with the scientific theory of a branching pattern of evolution; pulling a Darwin actually pertains to a particular style of professionalism.

Pulling a Darwin is when one abandons his/her social and career obligations in order to fully commit to a spontaneous act of singing.

Person 1: So what's going on with you today man?
Person 2: TROLOLOLOLOOOO
Person 1: Ugh guess someone is pulling a Darwin today

by Awesome541841 August 15, 2010

pull an Evony

1. Lying about your origins, even when they are obvious.
2. Charging 10 times the amount something is really worth.
3. Censoring all opposition.

Examples of pull an Evony.

1. Bob: Aren't you Canadian?
Bill: No! I'm Mexican, eh!

2. Bob: I have a pen, do you want to buy it?
Bill: How much?
Bob: 10 bucks.
Bill: No way.
Bob: This pen will give you a huge advantage over other writers though.
Bill: I'll take it!

3. Bob: Dude! You just ran over a cat!
Bill: No I didn't.
Bob: Yes you did, dude. I'm gonna tell someone.
Bill: Be quiet. *kills*

by Milo the Great July 15, 2010

pulling a chilly

When you fall out of bed naked and everyone in the room sees you.

Dude I was hammered last night and ended up pulling a chilly it was really embarrassing.

by Emars April 6, 2017

Pulled a Palm

to make plans to game but disappear on the agreed upon time.

Hey you wanna play Red Dead Online?
-Yeah sure meet you on at 4pm
*4pm*
Dude where are you?
.....
*8pm*
You ass you pulled a palm on me!

by IronStorm September 15, 2019

pulled a monica

Pulled a monica means you either messed up or did something great! This was originated from the TV show 'Friends'.

Jessica: Oh she pulled a monica.
Anthony: Oh, god.

by amazebomb December 29, 2019

Pulled a Gabe

(V) Throwing up after ten too many jello shots, then falling asleep in said puke only for it to dye your hair the color of the jello.

Adam: "Dude, why is your hair blue?"
Me: "I pulled a Gabe last night."

by girlgabe April 3, 2013