Potato Wifi 

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

Potato Wifi by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

Potato day 

On september 14th, potato squad reunites after long summer break and they have the best time in their lives.

Yeyy Its potato dayyy
I wonder if boys are still gay

Potato day by Xulo March 4, 2019

Potato Fish 

A particularly bad memory

I've got a memory like a potato fish

Potato Fish by DanC22 August 31, 2020

Potato Dick

A potato dick usually means something really small and deformed

"bro look at that balloon, it looks like a potato dick"

Potato Dick by A Holy Crusader March 29, 2022

potato cake 

the pancake version of mashed potatoes which is used after thanksgiving when there is an excess amount of mashed potatoes left over

Well looks like we are gonna make us up a potato cake tonight since we have a fridge full of mashed potatoes

potato cake by madison davis November 28, 2005

Potato-Potatoh 

Maybe yes or maybe no

Bob: Do you like chips ?
Steve: Potato-Potatoh

Potato-Potatoh by DaBowz May 29, 2016

potato queen 

GAM's (Gay Asian Males) that are only attracted to White guys (GWM - Gay White Males). Whilst some people conclude that Potato Queens hate themselves, I disagree. I mean to say, do butch straight guys hate themselves because they go out with girls who are feminine? No Way! If we look at nature, there is a genetic advantage in seeking a partner that is different from yourself. So under the covers we are looking for some difference, in one form or another.

Potato Queens are more positive thinking than Rice Queens, until someone tells them they hate themselves (... ah the power of suggestion).

potato queen by smileclick January 28, 2007