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pizza face

A person with the afliction known as acne.
hahaha your face looks like a pizza, pizza face
by The Daddy March 13, 2003
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pizza slopper

the act of taking a piece of pizza laying it on a poone, then repeatidly pound it into the poone with your penis untill it is nice and packed inside.
Matt:I gave that cunt danielle a pizza slopper.....she deserved it.
Danielle:its been 2 weeks and i still smell like peperoni!
Anthony:slay...
by brudders February 21, 2008
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Cold Pizza

Early morning sex when he wakes up with a woody and starts knocking on her door, so she rolls over just enough to allow him "access" and it only takes about a minute
Baby? Yes sweet? Can I have some cold pizza? Ugh, I guess so!
by sprtydog August 11, 2010
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Pizza Faced

pizza facing is the act of jerking off and allowing the ejaculate to run all over the girl's face, like gooey cheese on a hot pizza.
Steve: dude Rob i totally pizza faced your sister!
Rob: That's not cool man
Steve: She thought it was, she loved it!
by Seymour Bush October 25, 2007
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FAT-PIZZA

fully sick mate
huge burnouts
tip top stuff mate
by Roo September 25, 2003
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pizza pussy

Female genitalia that is covered in large area with either acne, herpes, scavies, psorisus or other know skin-affected ailmets.
"I have to fuck my wife with the lights out because Susan is covered in pimples. Why, she even suffers from pizza pussy, it's so bad!!"

Sammie: "OMG Sarah! You're bleeding through your jeans! Do you need a tampon?"
Sarah: "Oh, no, that's just the aftermath from popping the zits on my pizza pussy."
Sammie: "...that's fucking sick."

"If you look carefully, that prostitute on the corner clearly suffers from pizza pussy, probably brought on by syphalis. Look, it spreads down her thighs!"
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Pizza Boomerang

a simple dinner request could turn into either a friendly getogether with the family or a violent attack of epic porportions. beware that boomerang pizzas are not all the same... they all are made differently with all of their, as yu can call it, "unique powers".

beware: for if they fall in the wrong hands they may be deadly.
example if it gets in the the wrong hands:

"WOAH MAN!? howd you get that scar on your forehead?"
"its a battle scar..."
"oh... like army? marines..? what happened?"
"family night...4 years ago... turned deadly...that sauce...those images...*gasp* i never saw it coming.."
"wat was coming?!"
"..the...the...p..PIZZA BOOMERANG!!!"

example if its in the right hands:

"hey wanna toss that pizza over here?"
"not THIS pizza *SHAMWOW* i got my handy dandy
PIZZZA BOOMERANG!!"
"OHMYGOD YOU GOT ONE?"
"yes. now dance."
by thebabyeatingdingo March 28, 2010
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