pickle fritzer

when you stub your penis

yo i heard Rehman was running and he got pickle fritzer-ed by the pole.

by MunaGillani September 18, 2014

Dead as a pickle

Dead. Literally means dead as an inanimate object.

Dude you look dead as a pickle.

by Fullblownapathy September 29, 2014

bumpy pickle

1. When your penis is so covered in genital warts, its no longer able to to identified as a penis.

Wow, did you see Jeff's bumpy pickle!

by BlackDaddy December 3, 2014

pickle parade

1. Pickle Parade is an abnormally large gathering of gay males.

2. A large group of gay males that seem to meet at a location after a function or group event.

3. When a large gathering of gay males meet and overun a non-gay location such as a restaraunt or coffe shop.

1. Dude, lets go up to starbucks and get some coffee. No way, its an effin pickle parade up there on saturday mornings.

2. We were just drinking beers at the bar and the local jazzercise class must have let out because the place was suddenly packed with a pickle parade.

by velvetmidget November 4, 2013

pickle wax

The cum that dries on your penis after masterbation; seman that is trapped around the head of a penis for prolonged periods of time

I didn't have time to get all the pickle wax off my dicka this morning

by dntlietokickit7 January 27, 2015

snip pickle

Lil' bit of penis

He drank too much so I got a snip pickle!

by Bunnee buck March 17, 2015

pickle peddler

Men who are trying to get laid.

That man is nothing but a pickle peddler.

by kel-c April 16, 2015