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Mangled Pineapple

Mangled Pineapple by Beckyac May 29, 2021

explosive pineapple 

mmmmmmm yum explosive pineapple-- BOOOMMM!

Sideways pineapple 

In the mid 17th century, pineapples were a status symbol and used to represent royalty. French priest Father Du Tertre christened them the "king of fruits", likening the top of the fruit to a crown. A sideways pineapple symbolizes the toppling of a monarchy or the beginning of a revolution.
Paul Revere Jr. left a sideways pineapple on my porch. Prepare for battle!
Sideways pineapple by Optimus0608 January 11, 2022

bloody pineapple 

Cutting of a pineapple in such a manner to insert the male sex gland! Leaving the skin on with thorns to really give the pineapple a good grip causing the persons hand to bleed! After orgasm has occurred the person with the bloody hand then slaps the other! Bloody pineapple!!!
Larry was allergic to grapefruit and wanted his gf to grapefruit him, only other option they had in the house was a pineapple. Except they were into the kinkier side of things and made it gory! She grasped the pineapple hard while stroking his member then slapped him with her bloody hand! Bloody pineapple!
bloody pineapple by Dizzlegee July 13, 2022

sneezy pineapple 

A moist queef
Hannah had a long night of taking loads, so she has an especially sneezy pineapple this morning
sneezy pineapple by PineappleCult September 30, 2022

Chinese Pineapple 

The act of killing a party member because it annoys the DM
Jakobi! Why'd you chinese pineapple Cayde?!
He stopped me from that Kingly twink booty!
-DM sighs in alcholoism-
Chinese Pineapple by notPhoenix___ November 2, 2023