sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises

My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him

by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017

Sand Penis

Not to be confused with sad penis a sand penis is a lump of sand that has made its way into the bottoms of a girls bathing suit, creating the illusion of a tiny little bob

Sally: Kate u have a sand penis
Kate: it’s bigger that ur man’z
Sally: *dies*

by Ihaveakiwi July 15, 2018

Consensual Penis

A wreslter gripping his guy

Oh look, enzo amore is gripping his consensual penis

by ZAIRBI July 23, 2018

Ear penis

Synonym for wet willy; shoving your wet finger down someone’s ear

Tommy: “I don’t know why my manager got so pissed at me”
Ben: “Maybe because you gave him a big stinky ear penis”

by Mrinfectedtesticles March 5, 2020

Green Penis Grandma Cookie

To paint one's penis green and then put cookies in their grandmas ass, and then put the penis in the ass.

Her: How was the family reunion?
Him: It was a total Green Penis Grandma Cookie!
Her: Holy FUCK!!

by Professional Educator September 22, 2020

Camillo Penis

A Penis for a male named Camillo

Look at that fat Camillo Penis

by .-loll January 11, 2021

Jimmy Big Penis

The man with the largest donger known to man

Wow did u hear about Jimmy Big Penis's size? Its over 9000 meters!

by Appleeater770 July 14, 2016