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Little Patrick

The act of inserting your long-nailed pinky finger into another person's butt. It should be a surprise, but it still counts if it's not.
Jamie gave me the little patrick when I was walking up the hill. I was horribly startled.
by StewpacShakur March 8, 2011
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Patrick

name of a person that is of utter awesomeness. people of this name-race are superior to all others with no exception. it ist custom to kiss a patricks feet and give presents upon encounter
*person meets a patrick*
" oh wow i am honored to meet your holyness"
by paddisda00 December 4, 2017
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Patrick

A person who has a dick the size of the empire state building. He penetrates so many people women get wet at the sight of him. He is such an athletic beast that he holds every single Olympic world record.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Patrick Walking past?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think I just came
Guy 1: Same bro
by Shrekku78 June 9, 2021
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Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool
by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022
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patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.
Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.
by Titty city December 16, 2019
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Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.
I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.
by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025
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Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.
He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.
by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022
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