you are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

That is correct ☆𝙨𝙝𝙖𝙬𝙩𝙮☆

You are ruining my chances of getting a puppy!

by Cloudii.vss April 29, 2021

so many puppies, so little time

Expression of repressed rage and anger at the world. Taken as a lament that with so many puppies (vulnerable shitheads/valuable commodities/etc) in the vicinity, one does not have the time or freedom to exercise one's creative vigour in destroying the whole goddamned lot of them.

Twenty CVs sent out, nineteen Dear John letters, one ignored. No money. So many puppies, so little time.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look.

The look given when someone is denied a seemingly innocuous right of friendship becuase of a lack of trust.

"No, I won't change in front of you. . . and don't give me that 'You don't trust me with your puppy on a leash look."

by BB Smith April 14, 2010

can I come over to see your puppy

When a person asks to see your puppy, it means come over and have sex.

Hey, can I come over to see your puppy, after school?

by interestinggirls1999 April 19, 2018

Puppies

A natural cure for depression without chemicals in the form of tiny dogs.

Aww! Puppies.

by zimmygirl777 January 24, 2025

niz puppy

The act of becoming aroused by rubbing your neck, after which you go and watch puppy porn. While watching the puppy porn you masturbate into a jar and drink the contents.

People who say niz puppy like to niz puppy on saturday nights.

by Larry IV May 9, 2011

Stab puppies

a phrase used to express extreme anger or disapproval of a situation.

"Dude that make me wanna stab puppies!"

by CooperCoopCoop April 4, 2009