dirty gas pump

starting off with simple tea-bagging, making sure that her nose is between your ass cheeks, and as she is jacking you off, you fart as much as possible.
I know she wants a dirty gas pump when she insists on paying at the local mexican restaraunt.
by Maxx Casey October 02, 2006
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cleaning the pump room

Code word for the act of lifeguards smoking marijuana. Pump room refers to the place where it is smoked, aka pool pump room, due to the high frequency of lifeguards that smoke weed. Pool supplies is the actual weed and accessories that go with it.
Yo' after this shift, I am cleaning the pump room! You in? Grab the pool supplies for me.
by mandaz March 15, 2006
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one pump wonder

A male that ejaculates very quickly after very little sexual stimualtion
A man ejaculating after 30 seconds of sexual stimulation is called a one pump wonder
by Spongebob889 November 17, 2013
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three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load
Ben is a three pump dump man.
by Scoobman July 16, 2006
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Gas Pump Roulette

While pumping gas, you try to release the pump trigger at the number you want it to land on in one try. The less risky people release a few cents underneath the target number then pump the trigger until it gets to the number. It is kind of reverse of russian roulette.
Pumping gas this morning, I tried to land on 30 dollars exactly but hit $30.05 instead. I lost gas pump roulette today.
by Brandon2k9 May 07, 2012
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pump ye silly

WHEN YOU INJECT YOUR FAT COCK INTO THE ASS AND IT COMES OUT THE MOUTH
if you just just gave a girl really good anal it would be pump ye silly
by Kenith_ July 08, 2018
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