ottawa jizz rag

1. Any cloth article that has been saturated with jizz and worn for a prolonged period of time to the point that the fibers have been broken down and holes are now present. This item is usually a serious risk of infection to the wearer and others who come into contact with it.

2. A Snuggy.

Karl has been in quarantine for two weeks. He's not sick but, if he keeps wearing that Ottawa jizz rag, he will be.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

Crusty Cum-Rag

When someone (usually a dudebro-chad-jagoff type, but not limited to males) is exhibiting especially bad behavior, this could be used as an insult/descriptive noun.

Becky: Brad just did the weirdest flex on me in the boathouse, telling me all about his trust fund.
Mellisa: Whatevs, just ignore that Crusty Cum-Rag!

by electricllizard January 24, 2023

Shagging the Burnt Rag

When you set a girls pubic hairs on fire then rub your boner against it until you ejaculate.

Jack: yeah I was Shagging the Burnt Rag yesterday!
Doctor: that explains the 3rd degree burns.

by GodOfLust October 3, 2022

Rochester Cunt Rag

The literal sex-term, if you will, translates to ejaculating onto a towel (preferably one used to polish an American car) and wiping a girls vagina with it.

I just gave my a Rochester Cunt Rag last night, and now she needs an abortion.

by M&K Definintions February 18, 2011

cunt rag

undergarment see underwear

i forgot to wear my cunt rag

by veryspecialperson December 28, 2005

Ragged ass daddy

A much older guy who is usually on drugs has no job and nothing to offer that young girls find irresistible.

You knew I was just a ragged ass daddy when we started dating

by Dirtyborough October 6, 2016

Dipped a rag on a brother

The term for describing when you recieve a $20 tip from a costumer. ie: Valet, Bellman, Golf Attendant.

A valet telling a coworker "That guy that pulled up in the BMW just dipped a rag on a brother!"

by Ed Luva "From around the way" October 1, 2012