suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
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An east Anglian English alternative for 'mind your own business'. Especially used by the older generation - and knitters.
Kevin: "Mate, you are making that pasta all wrong, you add pasta to sauce not sauce to pasta".
Derik: "Kevin, why don't get on with your own knitting unless you want to make dinner".
by TobEyEuz May 18, 2015
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own up to my shit

When someone mocks you for not putting a price tag on the foreign objects you leave behind in the toilet it's art some might say, or when you frequently don't flush the toilet and someone notices your master piece. "Hey Sam I've been noticing you've been leaving behind presents in the works toilet 🚽 do you mind flushing it, it stinks." "Of course after you walk across Lego pieces and glass shards we'll have a deal pal."
own up to my shit action, verb, adjective should take part of owning up to your responsibility whether it's physical or imagery.
by alligatorpizza October 25, 2023
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owned

(Britain, Australia, Ireland, New Zealand,)

To be made a fool of
by frabrizio September 10, 2018
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Owned

by RedDreams September 05, 2019
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Hoisted by my own re'tard

I do the same thing every week, expecting a different result. I'm continually hoisted by my own re'tard.
by bumchutney February 07, 2022
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pluck my own sparrows

If this lockdown lasts much longer I'll be forced to pluck my own sparrows
by hooblemeyer February 12, 2021
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