speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.

This is a secret speed post topic.

by PiemanXC February 18, 2008

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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it

Do not Mexican speed train me!

by county boy 101 February 27, 2014

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Gary Speed

Direct translation to guaranteed

Tom: “would you shag Maura boss man?”
Ben: “yeah, Gary speed”

by Bigger dick jones June 19, 2019

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I Speed Bug Everything

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

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speed tarded

The act of going so fast on a motorcycle one becomes retarded.

Once I hit 140mph I got speed tarded.

Yeah, I'm a speedtard when I am out riding.

Dude on that ricer was such a fucking speedtard it scared his bitch and she fell off.

by speedtard number 1 April 22, 2010

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A Speed of Light, the Hands is a South African legend of a man that's fists move faster than the speed of light. It can run with its hands faster than normal people can move their feet. He's also has insane precision and is good with his hands on the ladies. He's incredible nay insane.

You're almost as fast as a speed of light, the hands.

by kieronthKid January 13, 2021

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