ho bags

when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.

Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in

by williet hughnot January 9, 2020

ho for sho

a girl who is a ho and there is no doubt about it

my friend jordan is a ho for sho

by travis daugherty November 7, 2006

ho bag

A bag of hos, usually something such as Santa Claus's bag, to fit many of these hos.

-Wow Santa! What do you have for me this Christmas?
-Ho Ho Ho! Let's look in my ho bag!

by Sarkus February 24, 2008

bro-ho

Girl that usually hangs out with Bro's
-Mostly white
-racist as fuck
-ghetto and ugly
-have damaged blonde hair (black on the bottom)
-drive big lifted trucks Ex.(big lifted chevy or ford)
-whores
-have thier nails done every freaking week
-have zebra printed stuff
-listen to crappy music like Kottonmouth Kings
- Wear SRH ,Fox, So-Cal,wife beaters .on and on .
-thier bitches

Bro-ho's tend to not like niggers either .

by Shotgun Sinner October 14, 2006

sleeper ho

A ho you keep in the background in case your main ho dumps you, for rainy days and shit. Doesn't necessarily have to be enacted.

"It sucks that Blake dumped you, but at least you have Connor and Julian to think about."
"I have more sleeper hos than I know what to do with."

by yunusgonzalez July 24, 2009

Internet Ho

A person who is addicted to the internet. They have multiple sites that they sign up for i.e. myspace, facebook, black planet, multiply, hoverspot, etc.

Jennifer is an internet ho because I saw her page on myspace, facebook, multiply, and saw her again on tagged.

by Question009 June 29, 2009

HO-DOO

1. A puffed up haircut, usually held aloft with excessive amounts of gel and stanky spray; often a geri-curled

multi-colored mess, typically adorning street walking skank-ass prostitutes.

2. Any haircut which makes a bitch look whorishly hot.

With a big date planned later that night, Shamika went out and got a brand new ho-doo to match her shiny silver "fuck me" pumps.

by BeanTownRat July 19, 2009