Knees

Your knees.

"Hey bro I got some new knees"
"Wow cool knees bro"

by TheDuck69420 April 1, 2020

Knee grow

Nicer way of texting someone that they are a nigger

Person 1 what should I put this nigger as in my phone.
Person 2 knee grow, it's a nicer way of saying nigger

by #1 higger nater June 17, 2024

Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but blame it on your body because of an injury

Dude you’re not gonna make that shot you’re ass

*misses shot poorly*
Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

It's hurting on my knees

What Grandpa Say!

It's Hurting On My Knees!

by Dr. Deloris January 28, 2024

Wooden Knees

A synonym for being clumsy, often related to ineptitude with the use of one's legs.

"Watch out man, you nearly fell."
"Sorry bro, I got wooden knees."

by a really fat pig June 28, 2022

summer knees

The banged up knees children get when playing outside in shorts and dresses that don’t protect their knees from cuts and abrasions. It’s a wonderful phase for I absolving parents of the guilty from inevitable summer injuries.

Example: “How did Leroy cut his knee?” (With the suggested guilt implied of weren’t you watching him and why haven’t you bandaged it yet?)
Parent response: “Oh, he just has summer knees.”

Excellent phrase for free-range parents to know.

by SailOnJoe May 30, 2018

3-knees

a sus guy

SAYS A SUS JOKE
YOU ARE SUCH A 3-KNEES

by chargingvindiction4 March 11, 2025