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father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.
Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.
by Jack Atrophy August 9, 2022
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Fap Money

Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
Getting paid to jerk-off? Fap Money
by anonymous December 10, 2020
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Fap-A-Thon

The action of Jay beating his micro penis so much he gets friction burns.
Jay does a Fap-A-Thon every week when James Charles releases a new makeup video.
by A1 Purple December 22, 2024
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parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.
Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.
by Parachutefap May 30, 2019
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Fap

A term used by Dace Reider to ¨Jerk it¨
Leana left me but I still fapped to her pictures.
by TravisSocks May 5, 2022
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Faps

When someone doesn't check up on you any more that is dont text nor call you.
You are a faps gee/bruh/gee
by Fancynipsy April 7, 2019
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The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat
The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1
by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022
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