A conversation dominated by verbal grappling hooks and sharpened metaphors that sneak soundlessly into the cracks of the mind. Common side effects include cloudiness, confusion and a general disdain for pirates.
That girl strikes the depths of my cranium with deft hands and my heart with a fingertip touch that seeps down to the very edges of my shadow. (General response to this "ninja conversation" follows with trailing off, averting eyes and mumbling about eye patches and single consonant words)
by vernacular_ninja September 24, 2009
Get the ninja conversationmug. A nickname that is given to really cool Korean kids. They are the smartest, buffest, best-looking kids in school. They are also crazy ninjas with the fighting abilities of Chuck Norris and the bodies of Dwight Howard.
Person 1: Yo, DJ Ninja! What's up? Why are you so sexy?
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
DJ Ninja: It's how I roll. Sucks you can't be as sexy as me.
Person 1: I adore you. You are so cute.
DJ Ninja: Thanks babe.
by Hansoo November 2, 2008
Get the DJ Ninjamug. A store employee of the clothing brand Abercrombie & Fitch who is knowledgeable about future clothing items which others have not seen. Usually works the overnight/Impact shift.
They do not disclose their identity.
They do not disclose their identity.
kid 1: Hey, have you heard that A&F is releasing a new line of jeans?
kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.
kid 2: No, I did not. I'll ask an Abercrombie ninja if that is true.
by AF shopper August 16, 2006
Get the Abercrombie Ninjamug. amy cooper is the most popular and well known ginger ninja in the U.K. but they are of course everywhere you go.
by Sophie O'Malley June 16, 2008
Get the ginger ninjamug. An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
by Finneh January 7, 2008
Get the Ninja Assmug. "I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008
Get the ninja smokemug. The variety of stealthy person whom is not very stealthy or sneaky in any way, shape or form and almost always gives away their location, but somehow is never caught.
by Dart Guy July 13, 2006
Get the bad ninjamug.