Aunt Nathalie

a poor poor aunt who gets crappy gifts from her nieces and nephews
she wishes every night for you to die in the worst way possible
stop sending her bonerjams mugs she doesnt like it

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by jimmybiscut74 April 8, 2021

a Nathan Collins

A Nathan Collins is the act of cumming as a girl breathes in your direction, from as close as a mile away.
It can also be used as the name for someone this happens to.

"Holy fuck dude, I messed up in maths, Jennifer glanced at me and I came all down my leg, I'm such a Nathan Collins."

"Man, I really pulled a Nathan Collins this morning, a girl was sat behind me in class, as she breathed on me, I projectile came right through my trousers, onto my desk."

by enoemosdeparja October 30, 2021

clean nathan

when you clean up a dirty nathan

"i did a dirty nathan then a clean nathan

by sartiniwenie6969 September 28, 2021

The nathan saying

We’re you always lie about having something.

Nathan: Bro I just got 3 black ices
The party: no the fuck u didn’t. U always doing The Nathan saying.

by Rampyv October 10, 2021

following.nathalie.simps

A great account that makes miraculous ladybug content and makes amazing edits!

What’s a great account that you’re a mutual with?

I like following.nathalie.simps‘ account!

by iheartmrbug December 28, 2021

Spiffy Nathaniel

A Spiffy Nathaniel is when you decide to do hip thrusts with your barbell, but forget the hip thrust pad and leave a bar mark on your abdomen, making your SO think that they are being cheated on my a robot.

Man 1: Hey bruh, hows it go- oh, looks like you got a case of the spiffy nathaniels.
Man 2: Yeah, the wifes gonna be on the lookout for some imaginary robot lover

by PissBurn September 1, 2022

Wesley And Nathan

Fucking thiccies, I would blast their ass if I could, they're total cunts tho

Wesley and Nathan are thicc.

by CastCoyote July 30, 2018