sadness nap

When you sleep to forget Your sadness/pain.

I felt so bad that I had to take a sadness nap.

by Telils April 28, 2016

monkey nap

When someone has been up on meth a few days and goes to sleep while driving a vehicle for a few seconds then wakes back up

I took a monkey nap and when I woke up I had 4 flats where I ran through a road construction project at 3am.

by Drunken Indian April 14, 2009

nap munchies

waking up from a nap so zooted and fuzzy that all you can do is eat a fuck ton food. the nap munchies often include weird pairings of foods.

dude I woke up and had the nap munchies so bad I didn’t stop eating for an hour and a half

by roseybooty July 21, 2020

Nap Hangover

When you are trying to power nap but instead end up over-sleeping and you wake up more tired than you were before. You have a nap hangover. Symptoms include: drowsiness, headaches, yawning, feeling fuzzy, and pressing the snooze button too many times.

Me: bro, I meant to take a 20 min power nap and ended up sleeping for 2 hours instead. My head is hella fuzzy.

Friend: sounds like you have a nap hangover. Better get some coffee to wake you up.

by Kivster;) May 25, 2017

Nap Brando

A super sexually attractive man that prefers to especially eat a man's thigh.

"Don't go running outside at night. Nap Brando might walk in on you."

by Mike Goose November 11, 2020

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Crap Nap

The act of taking a quick nap while pooping at work. Most likely performed by a third shift employee but can be achieved on any shift.

Dude that poop took you a half hour

Yeah, I caught a crap nap

by Big big biscuit April 11, 2023