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Upstate New York

A mountainous version of the Midwest. Country life at its worst. Upstate is very distinctive looking from other similar areas (Western Pennsylvania, the Midwest, New England) and it all looks exactly the same.
Two places upstate 50 miles apart look more like each other than two places in Yonkers two BLOCKS apart.
by YO Man June 11, 2006
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williamstown new york

a small town in central new york
known for its crappy volunteer fire department, massive amount of snow fall in the winter(best for snowmobiling), Vanessa's bar, shitty school system, and to kids of neighboring towns its known for happy valley state park because its the best place to go drinking and not get caught
by talia2 December 18, 2010
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upstate new york

People who live above White Plains are obese toothless hicks who live in a boring provincial area and have never seen the lights of the big city.
by asdfa June 11, 2006
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Greenhaven Rye New York

They'll all have three children and marry an affluent man who will support their tennis lifestyle as they purchase a house in Greenhaven. Then, their oldest will go to a boarding school, and the other two will go to Rye Neck. Their son will be on the Rye Neck Football team, and their mother will show up to every game trying to live vicariously through their child and mentally remain in High School. Eventually, they'll die, and they won't have done anything productive, and they'll spend their lives thinking of the 'good times' in High School and hiding their extreme alcoholism.
That kid with the popped collar and pretentious look on his face is probably from Greenhaven Rye New York.
by The master374564893 May 19, 2011
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upstate new york

To people from BK, Queens, and Shaolin, anything north of BX. To people from Harlem, da Heights, and BX, anything north of Yonkers. To people from Yonkers, Mount Vernon, and southern Westchester, anything north of Tarrytown/Sleepy Hollow and White Plains. C'mon face it, Peekskill and Valhalla are NOT part of NYC Socially or Geographically.
Riverdale people are scared of people from southwest Yonkers
by d-block October 27, 2004
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Upstate New York

Any part of the New York State aside from the five boroughs of New York City, which are, in order of importance: Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island.

Nobody gives a flying fuck if you live "near The City"; Long Island, Westchester County, Rockland County, Orange County, Dutchess County, Albany, and the like are all part of Upstate New York State.
Massapequa is Upstate New York.
Riverheads is Upstate New York.
Nyack City is Upstate New York.
New Rochelle is Upstate New York.
Watertown is Upstate New York.
Buffalo is Upstate New York.
The Oysterbay is Upstate New York.

FACE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE FROM THE CITY THINK ANYTHING OTHER THAN NYC IS UPSTATE!!!!!!
by Brooklynguy3 April 7, 2007
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upstate new york

Upstate New York is a cultural wasteland of social decadence. I pity the poor souls who failed to live in New York City and instead had to settle for the dull country life of upstate New York.
by asdfdsa June 11, 2006
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