new zealand

A country made up of multiple island, mainly 2 large ones, and, yes, many too politically correct whingers! New Zealand is NOT a democracy, by the way, and it has too many MPs, who are paid too much of taxpayers money so they can go skiing in Europe every winter and sunbathe in Tahiti every summer. It also has the highest rate of youth suicide and child abuse. The prime minister is commonly thought of as a female, but there are serious doubts about that...

I'm Helen Clark, not so sure what sex I am, but I know I've got balls!

by Trevor Mallard is a Fat-head April 4, 2005

New Smyrna Beach

Several times this has been voted Florida's Best Beach because of it's calm beaches, white hard packed sand perfect for relaxing and sun bathing. Located in Volusia county Florida, one of the few beaches you can still drive on.

We're going to the beach this weekend!
What beach?
New Smyrna Beach, wanna come?
HELL YEAH, NSB is awesome!!

by JessNSB March 23, 2011

New England Region

Located in the Northeastern corner of the country. Most beautiful area in the United States. Short drive to the city, beach and mountains. You can actually see and feel all 4 seasons. People in this region are well educated and have well paid jobs. They have the best schools in the nation and are filled with preppy men and women. Most people in this area are die-hard Red Sox fans, while also being home to the Patriots, Celtics and Bruins.

"Wow your from the New England Region? Your so lucky!"

by New Hampshire November 18, 2007

New Jersey Napkin

A wife beater which, while at a barbecue, the wearer takes off and proceeds to use as a napkin in order to remove the excess barbecue sauce from his or her face. The wife beater can also be used to clean up other substances, such as whiskey, blood, urine, or raw meat juice.

"Wow, I would really look like a scum bag if I didn't have my New Jersey napkin to wipe all this shit off my face!"

by lesliex88 October 14, 2008

New Impressionism

New Impressionists are a generation of musicians reacting to their impressions of what rock music was when it was still the most viable genre (1950s-90s in all of it's forms from shoegaze to noise to rockabilly). Some might incorrectly call this reaction post-rock, but that would imply somehow being past or being "over" rock music. Though New Impressionism is different from traditional rock music, it is not about being past or "over" anything. Far from it, the unifying theme is a musical reflection on what New Impressionists perceive the reasons and influences of rock music to be, whether it be concious or sub-concious. Some may even go so far as to live their lives as rock musicians were supposed to have, and to emulate the song structures and instrumental tambres they dabbled in. However, New Impressionist music can actually be quite different or strange, as New Impressionism is about a reaction, not about directly copying - it is an impression of what rock music was, not a snapshot of its exact reality, though some artists do get literal in their reactions and interpretations.

The Black Lips, showcasing New Impressionism, emulate the recording style and song structure of garage rock and the antics of punk heroes of the past.

by Sound is Sonic February 17, 2010

New Orleans Whammy

Involves two loads of jizz.

First, cum on the girl's neck so that a pearl necklace effect is achieved, much like Mardi Gras.

Secondly, cover her bedroom in cum and loot everything to give a Hurricane Katrina experience.

M1: So how did your date last night go?
M2: It ended with a New Orleans Whammy. Check out the Rolex I got while she was screaming her head off.

by VermilionLimit May 26, 2009

New Mexico Red Enchilada

When a Mexican girl is on her period and sits on your chest and punches HER self in the stomach getting red sauce all over you as if you were a tortilla.

I was with a real latina last night, she busted a New Mexico Red Enchilada all over me.

by highschool sicko April 24, 2011