Tactical Nap

A tactical nap is where one needs a brief sleep in order to go mad on the sesh at night.
"Oh god aye, gonna go for a wee tactical nap so I can go pure mad on the sesh later tonight."
by crowoffaith January 2, 2018
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jimi-napping

The unlawful act of capturing and carrying away a strangely homosexual man, with a rather small wiener that tends to touch your ears a lot and call you papa, against their will and holding them in false imprisonment.

Usually occurs with no additional request for random as the ear touching tends to be enough.
"He was jimi-napped, what should we do?!"

(confusion sets in)

..."another jimi-napping?!"

(police respond)

"We just need to wait for him to make his move, hopefully he'll leave the damn guy's ear alone.
by jimony snicket August 5, 2010
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Bavarian Nap

When your pets, who don't normally get along, take a nap close enough together that you might think they've become best friends.
Awwww, Sunny and Little Girl are both napping on the same pillow! Best friend Bavaria!

Damn autocorrect; I meant Best friend babies!

I'm calling it a Bavarian Nap from now on.
by Brian Kelley November 7, 2022
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Kass-nap

Any nap lasting longer than 5 hours
Man, that final sucked so hard I took a kass-nap after.
by shakethat March 18, 2016
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Duvey Nap

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap
by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025
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toddler nap cranky

Anytime you're cranky with your co-workers or anyone that you come in contact with like a toddler does when fighting sleep.

When you really don't want to be bothered but you still have to deal with people at work.
Phone rings constantly at your job.

Marilyn: I'm so sick of this phone ringing and talking to stupid people!

Barbara: It's no worse today than any other day.

Marilyn: I know I must be toddler nap cranky today.
by Mots247365 December 14, 2012
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Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.
Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..
by TKOrules July 8, 2024
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