Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

Naked Sunday

The most fun you’re gonna have with no clothes on.

“It’s naked Sunday, invite the girls over”

by stickymicrowave September 20, 2025

Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.

While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.

by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009

Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.

Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.

by S.13 July 22, 2022

naked worm shake

Term used instead of sex.

Wanna get busy doing the ‘naked worm shake?’

by Sea siren October 12, 2018

Extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein

The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.

Ben do you wear shoes in school?
Idk is that extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein?

by anonymous January 12, 2025

Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.

“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord”

by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021