mic n ric

michael and eric.
they are awesome people and can only be "mic" or "ric" together not seperately.

They have huge dicks.

Mic has a slightly bigger dick than Ric. Mic n Ric

by ecliastee June 18, 2011

Dip N' Deuce

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011

fuck ‘n flush

A simple, yet profound way to ensure a clean and happy vagina. The ultimate system that will enable a vagina to engage in sex in the most harsh conditions, without fear of infection..: when you make a woman squirt at the end of any vaginal interaction. This removes any chance of bacterial infection by flushing out the sensitive inner workings of managing a perfect ph. There can exist a world in which no woman must fear the repercussions of dirty camp sex. Simply make her squirt as the final step. The added bonus is, even if she didn’t get off during sex, the fuck followed by the flush will ensure an enthusiastic fuck yes, every time.

I used to avoid dirty camp sex for fear of bv or yeast infection.. since practicing the fuck ‘n flush method, I have the healthiest vagina ever!!! Now, it’s imperative that any person I let interact with my lady bits must learn how to make me squirt.

by Aelana August 13, 2022

serial designation n

N is a friendly character despite his job. Despite this, he's entirely capable of hunting down people and has been shown to have great skill in doing so.

"I'm Disassembly Drone N. I love three things: Dog stuff, m ̱͓̪͔̻͌̐u̴̬̻̳̘͐̃̀̑̓͆͝ṟ ̡̢̖̮͖́d ̢͎̭̯͎̠͓̽̂̎̊ë̴̺͍̪̮̩͕́͐͛͐͝͠r̵̜̀͂͋̅͘ ̶̱̣͓̜̉͐͛s̵̢̢͇̻̐̿̎͘t̶͚̟̭̲̩͗͛̂̄̕͠ù̴̟̆̏̇̅̚f̵̙͎̜́͗̏̑̕f ͇̪̣̮̬̻̱̩̀, and debilitating cognitive dissonance."

" I'm Serial Designation N!"

by 110111011010101 December 14, 2021

NEIGEINEGNNEINGENI@N!@UOasdfya6sdf7hasndf

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by DICKWARIO July 19, 2021

grip-n-grin

A public appearance by a politician or other celebrity in which the celebrity shakes hands or talks briefly with members of the public, preferably while being photographed doing so.

Oh, well, another city on the campaign trail, another grip-n-grin.

by Claremonitor July 20, 2009

slip n' dip

1. when someone leaves the toilet seat up,
then the next person carelessly sits down, causing their ass to slip n' dip into the water

2. when the anus has direct contact with toilet water when the toilet seat is left up and one sits down

john experienced a slip n' dip at the office, he now has a mullet.

by hannah and leigh December 21, 2006