Mustansir

He's an amazing person, someone who you can rely on. He is smart, good looking and someone you can confide in. He's Mustansir! Just unique in his own way :)

Mustansir is my besttt friendddd

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Chad mustache

A mustache making a feeble attempt at appearing, but , somehow, it's still there. Pretty funny, actually.

Ted, do you like my new mustache?
Hardly, Fred, it's just a Chad mustache. Keep trying!

by Plutogoespop February 5, 2010

greasy mustache

a derivative of the dago mustache, the greasy mustache appears in the wake of an improperly managed goatee.

Alex was clearly too relaxed in managing his goatee. As a result of such ease, a greasy mustache began to develop.

by crazyfrawg November 10, 2010

Pubic Mustache

When ones pubic hair resembles the form and color of a typical mustache.

In broader terms any kind of pubic hair.

1. "Her pubic mustache was so hot I nearly came right there!"

2. "Have you seen my new pubic stache? If I had a monocle and a cylinder hat my penis would look like a gentleman!"

by INFENT March 21, 2011

dutch mustard

When you trap your sexual partner under the blankets and then wet the bed.

"After we finished going at it, I shoved her head under the blankets and pissed everywhere."
"You gave her the old dutch mustard"

by parksungwoo February 14, 2015

Queso mustache

When a male ejaculates onto their partner's face (generally after oral sex) and the semen lands largely on the upper lip. The ejaculatee then puts on a sombrero and yells "Dios mio!" and restrains their partner until the semen dries, creating a queso mustache.

Last night, my wife ended up with a textbook queso mustache after a blowjob.

by atleastjake December 20, 2015

Pole scrubbing mustache

A mustache most commonly found on leather boys,i.e. Tom of Finnland. Must be large bushy and over the lip so that it scrubs the partners pole.

I dont know if Wilford Brimley is gay or not, I'm just saying he's got a pole scrubbing mustache.

by Brett Bennetts January 31, 2009