Booty Music

Music that gets your booty moving and encourages outrageous dancing. This is not your average dance song, this is the ultimate dance song. Even nerdy white girls fall victim to the charm and pull of BOOTY MUSIC.

"This music is not conducive to my booty. Where has all the booty music gone?"

by kdrrrgs April 8, 2009

More Music Variety

Meaningless phrase used in radio station jingles. Intended to hypnotise listeners into believing they are listening to a quality radio station with a varied and interesting selection of music. The phrase is usually repeated once every 10 minutes which is just often enough to stop listeners from coming out of their trance and asking "how can playing the same five songs over and over again be considered More Music Variety?"

"You're listening to Syndicated Content FM, with More Music Variety!" <cut to the current Number 4 best selling record for the fifth time that day>

by tentaclez111 May 24, 2009

Scene Music

Music associated with "scene" people. It can either be a hardcore following to a certain type of music (Punk, Alternative, Screamo, or even Techno) or as a separate genre it is a combination of Alternative, Punk, and Techno (plus just about any other kind music that would fit the theme).

-"Did you hear about Jessie's new band?"
-"Yeah, I heard they play Scene music"

by Ubersquirl December 17, 2009

real music

Most often this term is used by people who think what they listen to is "real music" just because it is old or underground. In reality, half the bands they listen to suck just as bad as anything on MTV.

Just because the Sex Pistols are old, doesn't mean they are good.

by Brittany March 14, 2005

musicology

The study of the history of music, but having no relationship to music itself. It is usually studied at the graduate level by inept performers and anal-retentive, sexually-repressed, multi-lingual, shutins. It is an equivalent discipline to Art History, except for the fact that you will never see a musicology show on PBS, nor will you ever see a musicologist interviewed on television. Musicology is the study of boring, obscure facts tangentially related to the lives and works of (mostly unknown) composers in the Western European high-cultural tradition.

1. Music is to musicology as science is to Scientology.

2. Musicology Ph.D. student: "Did you know that Joseph Matthias Kracher was on friendly terms with Michael Haydn?"
Intelligent Human: "Big fucking deal! Who cares?"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Well, Kracher wrote two settings of the 'Te Deum.' What have you done to contribute to the advancement of Western Civilization?"
Intelligent Human (grabbing student's throat and choking him to death): "This!"
Musicology Ph.D. student: "Gakkkkqq!!!"

by Mr. T. ( I pity the fool) October 13, 2005

music snob

An asshole that slags every other genre than the genre or genres he/she listens to. Completely the most immature, ignorant sob's this world has to offer.

Everyone who has ever said that a professional band sucks.
This goes double for you emo- and pop-bashers. That's just stupid.

by John November 25, 2003

Music Nerd

A person or a friend who is heavily in to music They listen to music all the time and you can't always talk to them because they are in their own little world.

Some play an instrument like the piano or trumpet. After they play one song they know it by heart. They are often kind people when you talk to them, but you mess up a song and they will go ballistic. They wear over sized glasses or just plain glasses and are always out of style.

Girl: "Did you see him?! He played so well."
Guy: "Yeah I saw him and he's a music nerd, I mean look at those glasses."
Girl: " I guess he is nerdy with those glasses on."

by musicwomen May 17, 2010